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MUZZY HIZENOR'S NYC

Mamdani's NY is a fucking joke, man. We got murders, snowball fights and weird subway videos. My friends from Skeptical Robot drop by to dice it up (or whatever you say) and Douglas Nelson starts us off with NEW YORK POST STORIES. teachers gotta stop fucking kids, man.

Mar 07th, 2026

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Feb 28th, 2026

No (or at least VERY LITTLE) Respect!

Homicide detective Raymond Schneiders and myself take a fun look at the wild evening at NYC comedy club Rodney's. Anthony Cumia (heard of him) was th...
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Feb 21st, 2026

SURVIVING EDGED WEAPONS

As promised (threatened), we enjoy a look at one of the most infamous and awesome motion pictures of all time. It's a police training film and it's...
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Feb 14th, 2026

POSTPARTUM MURDER

Bitches will kill you, one way or the other. But this postpartum shit, come the fk on, man. New York City under Mamdani, glad I'm not there. But...
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Feb 07th, 2026

TRASH TALK

Guest, author Brian McDonald (NYPD True, Trash Talk) appears and we go over some of the latest crimes including SHOCKING VIDEO of the nutzoid Queens m...
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Jan 31st, 2026

RATS

Watermelon Mamdani is doing his part to keep homeless people homeless and preserve the low quality of life New Yorkers are becoming accustomed to. M...
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Jan 25th, 2026

oops all berries

Attorney Luigi Greenberg returns for another episode. As you may notice, this episode was originally recorded for NYCCR audio, but turned out so good...
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Jan 17th, 2026

LOBOTOMY

In Violent Brooklyn, a 22-yr-old guy murders his 85-yr-old grandmother by stabbing her to death. The guy had already violated an order of protection t...
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Jan 10th, 2026

Good Samaritan

What could possibly make a guy mad enough to strangle his dad to death? We're also talking schizophrenics in this episode. Plus two Good Samaritan...
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Jan 03rd, 2026

SCOOTER FAGS DIE

No man wants to die while riding a scooter. Even worse is to die on a scooter and have your wife gripe afterwards about how you should've bought a s...
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Dec 28th, 2025

VIOLENCE AND URINE

Lots of laughs can be had surrounding the topic of crime in New York City. The Big Apple's dumbest and most brutal crimes are always on the menu her...
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Dec 13th, 2025

Psycho stabs woman at 'turdy station

A just-released maniac is charged with 2 counts of attempted murder after randomly stabbing a mother changing her baby's (presumably) shit diaper insi...
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Dec 07th, 2025

(IN)DECENT EXPOSURE

After a breezy look at the top crime news of the week, we delve into the history and operation of flamethrowers. After all, a man was set on fire on...
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Nov 29th, 2025

PSYCHOTIC BREAK

WASHINGTON HEIGHTS - MURDER - A guy stabs an 80-yr-old man who'd been letting him crash in his home; saying he had a "psychotic break" and then stab-s...
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Nov 22nd, 2025

NY POST STORIES MARATHON!

Special episode this week, ALL NY POST STORIES! All the usual grit, gore and f'd up shit, all in convenient animated newspaper form. You asked for...
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Nov 15th, 2025

Murder Suicide With A Twist

Crime in New York City never stops. Pat is joined by ex-detective Pete Panuccio to discuss: NYPD officers shooting and killing an armed man on the Upp...