NYCCR - CENSORED - TOO HOT TO FCK

IT'S SO HOT IN THE CITY, THE RATS HAVE ALMOST STOPPED FCKING. NEW YORK CITY RAT CZAR KATHLEEN CORRADI IS EXCITED, SHE GOT HER FIRST MENTION IN THE PRESS SINCE HER APPOINTMENT BACK IN 2020. (CITATION NEEDED). A PHONY QUEENS PRIEST HAS BEEN RIPPING OFF CHURCHES IN CITIES AROUND THE U.S., INCLUDING IN L.A., HOUSTON AND OTHERS. HE LOOKS MORE EVIL THAN HIS CRIMES SUGGEST, BUT HE'S GOTTEN AWAY WITH 10'S OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. A TENANT IN AN ASTORIA APARTMENT BUILDING RUNS SLINKS THROUGH THE HALLS NAKED, MASTURBATES IN COMMON AREAS, BEATS ON NEIGHBORS DOORS WHILE YELLING PROFANITY AND RACIAL EPITHETS INTO A BULLHORN... AND THEY CAN'T EVICT HIM. THE COPS HAVE BEEN TO THE BUILDING NEARLY 300 TIMES, AND HE SEEMINGLY CAN'T GET ARRESTED. IT'S A REAL WTF SITUATION, THIS FRUIT KEEPS ACTING LIKE A WILD FRUIT AND NOTHING HAPPENS. A VIOLENT BROOKLYN MAN SENTENCED FOR THROWING TWO MOLOTOV COCKTAILS INTO A BODEGA, NEARLY BURNING THE PLACE DOWN. POSSIBLE HATE CRIME: A GUY STRIKES A SEEMING HOMOSEXUAL ON THE SUBWAY PLATFORM AFTER MAKING ANTI-LGBTQIA+ REMARKS. NEW YORK IS THE GAYEST CITY ON THE PLANET, AND IT'S KIND OF FCKING EVERYTHING UP. DOUG NELSON GUESTS AND WE HAVE AN EXCELLENT NEW YORK POST STORY INVOLVING SHOOTING AND STABBING. LOST LIVE THE WEST, THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AND WELCOME TO ANTHONY CUMIA.

Jul 26th, 2024