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The word is out, the new Police Commissioner of the world's largest police force is 'tarded. 2 hopeless idiots are dead of bat shit inhalation after using guano to fertilize their home crops. A lifelong New Yorker (more or less) gets shoved onto the subway tracks, suffering a spinal fracture. 14 will get you 16, if you know what I mean. No Luigi coverage this week, all bloody and weird crimes from beneath the fold, dead in the tragic pages of NYC's tabloid press.
Dec 21st, 2024