"RAPE" IS RAPE?

THIS WEEK'S RUNDOWN OF THE GRISLY CRIMES IN AMERICA'S LARGEST CITY (WORLD'S LONELIEST TOWN) BEGINS IN VIOLENT BROOKLYN. SHOCKING VIDEO: FOOTAGE OF A BROOKLYN MASHER GETTING HANDSY GRABBED OVER 7 MILLION VIEWS ON TIKTOK, LEADING LEGACY MEDIA TO ACTUALLY COVER THE ASSAULT. WE WATCH, WE LEARN, WE LAUGH. MORE SHOCKING VIDEO: A GUY SNAPS IN MANHATTAN CRIMINAL COURT, ATTACKING OFFICERS WITH A KNIFE NEAR THE METAL DETECTOR AS HE ENTERED. WE WATCH, WE WONDER, WE SCOFF. BROOKLYN: A WOMAN SHOT DEAD AFTER ARGUING WITH AN UNKNOWN PERSON AT A SUMMER BARBECUE. WE LOOK CLOSELY AT THE DAILY NEWS REPORTING AND DETERMINE (*SPOILER*) SHE WAS A FCKING BITCH ANYWAY WHO LOST HER KIDS AFTER STABBING THEIR DAD AND HAS A DOZEN PRIOR ARRESTS. BROOKLYN: A "TRAINED CLASSICAL BALLET DANCER" WAS ALLEGEDLY ATTACKED BY A 79-YR-OLD 99-CENT STORE EMPLOYEE AFTER ASKING FOR HELP WITH BALLOONS. THE ALLEGED ATTACK IS BEING INVESTIGATED AS A HATE CRIME, BUT WHEN WE DIG INTO THE DETAILS OF THE STORY, WE FIND THE HOMO TO BE A LESS-THAN-RELIABLE NARRATOR, AND POSSIBLY STRAIGHT-UP FULL OF SHIT, NOT JUST DICKS AND CUM. RAPE: REPORTS OF RAPE ARE UP 22% IN THE CITY, BUT ARE THEY REALLY? CHANGES TO THE RAPE LAW WENT INTO AFFECT SEPT. 1 LAST YEAR WHICH ALTER THE MEANING OF THE WORD "RAPE" TO THE DEGREE THAT THE CHANGES ACCOUNT FOR ALL BUT 1-3% OF THE INCREASE. WHICH LEADS ME TO THE CONCLUSION: ALBANY'S TAMPERING WITH THE LAW HAS LEAD TO MORE WOMEN BEING "RAPED." BRONX: A GUY WHO GOT OUT OF PRISON A MONTH AGO ASSAULTED AND RAPED A 15-YR-OLD GIRL IN A STAIRWELL. SHOCKING. MORE SO IS THE FACT THAT THE GUY HAD ONLY DONE 8 YEARS FOR HIS PREVIOUS CRIME: SEXUALLY ASSAULTING A 9-YR-OLD BOY AND THROWING HIM OFF OF A ROOF, LEADING A CHARGE OF ATTEMPTED MURDER. THERE SHOULD NOT BE A LAWYER SKILLED ENOUGH TO HAVE GOTTEN THIS GUY A SENTENCE SO LIGHT. THE MF GOT OUT OF PRISON BEFORE HE TURNED 30 AND ALMOST IMMEDIATELY MOUTH-RAPED THIS GIRL. WE WILL BE FOLLOWING UP TO SEE WHAT KIND OF SENTENCE THEY GIVE HIM THIS TIME. QUEENS: A 15-YR-OLD IS DEAD AFTER FALLING OFF A TRAIN WHILE SUBWAY SURFING. TEE. HEE. ALL THAT, PLUS THE FINAL MENTION OF THE SUBWAY FOOT-KISSER WHO WAS CAPTURED LAST WEEK, AS DOUGLAS NELSON IMMORTALIZES THE BIZARRE CRIME AND LACK OF DETENTION FOR THE PERVERT, WHO ALSO SHOWED THE VICTIM HIS JUNK. ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS. FOR EVERGREEN AND HILARIOUS BACK EPISODES OF THE NEW YORK CITY CRIME REPORT WITH PAT DIXON, USE THIS LINK: https://nyccrimereport.libsyn.com/ FOR HUNDREDS OF HOURS OF PAT DIXON SHOWS CHECK OUT NYCcrimeREPORT.LOCALS.COM AND SUBSCRIBE FOR ONLY $5 A MONTH. SUBSCRIBE FOR FREE ON YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@pdixon FOR MERCH AND MORE: https://linktr.ee/patdixoncrimereport

Jul 06th, 2025